I LOVE NATALIE !!!!!!!!!!!!

So yeah, I'm so totally in love with Natalie my fi-an-say, but she said that she doesn't want to be gangbanged anymore since we're going to be married. Can you believe that? She's so fucking selfish that whenever she complains that she doesn't have enough oxygen when I'm suffocating her with my Tommy Hilfiger pillow made out of bricks, I start pumping Carbon Dioxide directly into her lungs to shut her the fuck up.

So anyway, Natalie gets gangbanged every Thursday night at 9:00 PM right after an episode of Survivor Guatemala (she watches it to get horny) and during an episode of CSI: (Crime Scene Investigation for those nerdy jock types who don't watch the best show on the godbox.) She used to love getting fucked by Kyler, me, and Jordan but now...not so much!

So I'm never going to marry someone that doesn't get gangbanged to CBS television and she knows that, so you know what I did? I threatened to slice her in thirds with a treadmill. She decided it was worth it, but as a punishment I made her fuck these dudes:

Yeah that's right, I made her get gangbanged by Clint Howard and two decapitated head (the head on the left went down on her and made her cum 5 times with his glorious tongue). So I knows yous be askin's "Micah, how do you have the hook up to get Clint Howard? He was in Leprechaun 2, Body Chemistry II: The Voice of a Stranger, Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker, and The Rocketeer (which rulz hard-ons)." Well, I'll just say I have a really smart ex-girlfriend who hooked up with the head on the right and kept his number in case she ever needs a little nookie (word of the day).

After that, we all went to Build-A-Bear and made a bear that looked like a monster truck.


This is the gangbang trio if you ever need a little action. Jordan loves to write his name with blood on your pants. Just a warning...